Shorty's Musings

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via giliananderson)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr, via incompleteicarus)

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via littleborgqueen)

“If you find someone who makes you smile,
Who checks up on you to see if you’re okay,
Who watches out for you and wants the very best for you,
Don’t let them go.
Keep them close and don’t take them for granted.
People like them are hard to find.”
— (via king-18)

(Source: misjudgments, via littlegwiz)

jumpingfreak:

I thought you might want to know why I would be willing to risk your life for several small machines. 

I think I understand the predicament you were in. It could not have been an easy choice. 

No, sir, it was not.

Data’s journey was possibly the most well done arc of character development in EVER! Like look at his face in the last gif and tell me he isnt feeling emotiuons

(Source: trekuniverse, via incompleteicarus)

professional-professional said: Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

a-man-n-progress:

rennskye:

misandry-mermaid:

At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

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And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

Thanks.

ETA: He’s been tracked down.

HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT

walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

(Source: youtube.com, via incompleteicarus)

warrenellis:

Milky Way over Yellowstone via NASA http://ift.tt/1vkWXDR

warrenellis:

Milky Way over Yellowstone via NASA http://ift.tt/1vkWXDR

(via wilwheaton)